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We're Absolutely Nuts

And we're not sorry about it.

📢 THE GATES TO THE FOREST ARE OPEN!

The wait is finally over. We are thrilled to announce that the Tez Squirrels are officially LIVE on the Tezos blockchain! 🐿️✨

We've released a colony of 3,333 unique, algorithmically generated squirrels. Each one possesses distinct traits, accessories, and personalities. Some are common forest dwellers, while others are rare legends waiting to be discovered.

"In a world full of apes and punks, be a squirrel." 🥜

3,333

Unique Squirrels

100%

Nutty Energy

Regrets

🌰 Why Mint a Tez Squirrel?

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Limited Supply: Strictly 3,333. Once they're gone, they're gone forever. Like your motivation on a Monday.
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Built on Tezos: Low gas fees and a clean environmental footprint. Mother Nature approved. 🌱
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Join the Family: You're not just getting a JPEG. You're joining the nutsxtz family. We have snacks (mostly nuts).
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Unique Art: Every squirrel is algorithmically generated with distinct traits. No two squirrels are alike, just like snowflakes but fluffier.

🤔 FAQ (Frequently Asked Squirrel Questions)

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Is this a rug pull?
Sir, we're squirrels. We collect nuts, not rugs. Our rug game is non-existent.
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When lambo?
We prefer acorn-shaped vehicles, but you do you.
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What's the utility?
You get to look at a cute squirrel. Also, staking coming soon. Also, vibes.
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Why squirrels?
Why NOT squirrels? Have you seen how fast they climb trees? That's the energy we bring.

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SECURITY WARNING: Only mint from the official link! Don't click suspicious links from DMs. Scammers are NOT part of our forest family.

🗺️ The Roadmap (We Actually Have One)

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Phase 1: Launch 3,333 squirrels into the wild (blockchain). DONE!
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Phase 2: Staking - Stake your NFT and earn nuts. Because passive income is chef's kiss.
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Phase 3: Community events, collabs, and more surprises. We're squirrels - we're always planning something.
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Phase 4: World domination. Just kidding. Maybe. 👀

"They said 'touch grass.' We said 'climb trees.'" 🌲

Ready to go nuts?

🥜 Mint Your Squirrel